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Things that are portrayed as weak and lame but in reality can probably beat the shit out of you and steal your lunch money then spend it on candy:

  • hufflepuffs
  • canadians
  • women
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reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone
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Brainwashed assasins, unwilling experiments. A bith of both.

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stop idolizing pasty white lizard men 2k14 

your url is a derivative of david bowie the ultimate pasty white lizard man

i was going to try and respond to this but you know what????? he is. i fucked up. i fucked up.

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Banff National Park, Canada | Joseph Broyles
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The Neighbourhood A Little Death I love you.


Touch me, yeah
I want you to touch me there
Make me feel like I am breathing
Feel like I am human

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practicing my smiles for the first day of college classes tomorrow, also it’s my one week anniversary of naked teeth 

p.s sorry for the excessive amounts of my face 

Good luck good luck good luck good luck! <3

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i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also dont want to die ya feel

just girly things

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i am the cane toad



im watching a documentary about cane toads and„„

we’re watching the same doc—it’s incredible

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Those mornings when you wake up to check the ocean out front your house and its all cold and messy so you go inside and make waffles. aka my whole week

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click for relatable on your dash!

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Wedding Vow: We are groot.
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    The one place where a man ought to get a square deal is in a courtroom, be he any color of the rainbow, but people have a way of carrying their resentments right into a jury box. As you grow older, you’ll see white men cheat black men every day of your life, but let me tell you something and don’t you forget it—whenever a white man does that to a black man, no matter who he is, how rich he is, or how fine a family he comes from, that white man is trash.
— Atticus Finch, To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee (via buxombibliophile)
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